Captain Kel'Thuzad
Ugliest weapon in the game: Kel'Thuzad's Reach.
What's he reaching for? Why does he even need to reach? Doesn't he have some crazy Lich-like power so he doesn't have to reach? You know he's sitting up there in the pinnacle of Naxx watching the college bowl games using his Lichy powers to magically open the fridge and transport a nice cold beer to his lil beer cozy that says "I died for the Lich King and all I got was this lousy beer cozy." Maybe that's what he's using this thing for: to open some Lich-sized beers after a hard day of trying to the abom's meathooks out of the banshees while his back is turned. Is a Lich's work never done?
With hands like these... no.
Anyway, I put Berserking on it. The interesting thing is that now I only have Mongoose on 1 weapon, and it's my Off Hand, and my OH is faster than my MH, though just slightly. I was going to test out going WF/WF because of the Totem of Splintering, but now with Mongoose on my OH I don't think that will be a good option. I'll stick with WF/FT. (though that logic was based on thinking that Mongoose only affects the weapon that is imbued with it, and I'm not sure if that is the case... something to look into.)
Oh and I'm only using this weapon in raids. For soloing I use Angry Dread and Pride. For PvP I use Titansteel Bonecrusher and Pride.
What's he reaching for? Why does he even need to reach? Doesn't he have some crazy Lich-like power so he doesn't have to reach? You know he's sitting up there in the pinnacle of Naxx watching the college bowl games using his Lichy powers to magically open the fridge and transport a nice cold beer to his lil beer cozy that says "I died for the Lich King and all I got was this lousy beer cozy." Maybe that's what he's using this thing for: to open some Lich-sized beers after a hard day of trying to the abom's meathooks out of the banshees while his back is turned. Is a Lich's work never done?With hands like these... no.
Anyway, I put Berserking on it. The interesting thing is that now I only have Mongoose on 1 weapon, and it's my Off Hand, and my OH is faster than my MH, though just slightly. I was going to test out going WF/WF because of the Totem of Splintering, but now with Mongoose on my OH I don't think that will be a good option. I'll stick with WF/FT. (though that logic was based on thinking that Mongoose only affects the weapon that is imbued with it, and I'm not sure if that is the case... something to look into.)
Oh and I'm only using this weapon in raids. For soloing I use Angry Dread and Pride. For PvP I use Titansteel Bonecrusher and Pride.
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4 Comments:
At January 5, 2009 2:27 AM ,
Diriom said...
The way gear just flows in for you makes me weep on the inside... :(
At January 5, 2009 10:03 AM ,
lindy said...
Wow, can't say I agree about the ugly thing, that is one serious back scratcher, grats! I think I correctly added it to the google doc, let me know if you don't see my change for some reason. Are you still adding to it?
At January 6, 2009 4:17 PM ,
Talance said...
That is one nasty looking weapon. Looks like the foot of one of my kid's Pokemon.
And on Mongoose, from what I understand, it buffs the attacker's attack speed, not the weapon's attack speed, so it should affect both weapons. If it only buffed the weapon, it seems like it'd be more effective to have some other enchant on the OH, wouldn't it?
At January 8, 2009 12:32 AM ,
Rich said...
Dirim, what can I say man that's the life of raider. I raid 12 hours per week (moderate by some standards, hardcore by others) and I log in almost every day. I'm only offline when my gf is over or I'm traveling.
Lindy, I've only been updating my offline version which I've been meaning to upload... but haven't :(
Talance, you're right about Mongoose being a character-wide buff and not weapon specific. Mongoose is good as a stand-alone enchant. The reason I left it on Angry Dread is that I still use that weapon for soloing.
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